some of you have never done your waiting, twelve years of it, in azkaban, and it shows tbh :/
new fave insult:
this is a weird hill you’ve chosen to die on, but at least you’re dead.
spidersona idea where this random guy gets bitten but he doesn’t know it’s by a spider and he’s like climbing on the walls n stuff and he’s like you know what my name could be? Cockroach man. I’m fucking cockroach man and all the spider ppl come and are like hi!!! We are altnernate versions of u!!! And he’s like oh no I fucked it up I fucked it up i chose the wrong animal oh fuck
Magnus: I’ve been told I’m too negative and hostile towards the Space Wolves. So to all the Space Wolves out there, if my messages have offended you, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.
hogwarts has a lingering enchantment over it that provides background music to your conversations
“Thou art what thou eateth.” Said the Deacons of the Deep, unwisely.
Aldrich turned sly eyes on Anor Londo.
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